A Canadian man saw a statute of Thurman Thomas outside of the Bills stadium (pictured right), so he figured he’d take it home. How’d he get a half-ton statute past the US/Canadian border? He told the truth: “It’s a statue of Thurman Thomas.” [WGRZ Buffalo]
Who is Dave Castro? We don’t know either, but his wife Lacey redefines the term “the old ball-and-chain.” Castro won his better half’s weight in beer (and five times her weight in cash) in the National Wife Carrying Championship. [Daily Tailgate]
“Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool” and other words of wisdom. [Some Guy]
Uh… does that mean this place is a gay bar? Then again, it’s Cleveland we’re talking about, and they have low standards. [Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks]